blacktop lore script
underground spring
saladstar
going kraxy for blacktop lore
the monsters are all missing
leila bamdad and vinnie coppola in the S&M dominatrix scene
Going Completely Fine In the Head detail
Timi vlog about Blacktop Lore
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CPR for Blacktop Lore

So the past 3 weeks have been a little of this and a little of that. On Saturday I went to the premiere of Gone For The Day, shortfilm by MJ Slide, and got to reconnect with some local filmmakers I haven’t seen since before my ventures in LA. That’s certainly a good thing, being that you can’t make a omelet without a few eggs which come from a farm so its good be familiar with the livestock. I’m not gonna going into critiquing or even analyzing the film as that’s not the purpose of this blog, but I will say its good to see people around here are working and the community is continuing to spread slowly like a puddle of gak that was slammed into a hardwood floor… with many colorful toys on it.

the week before was a few birthdays and some shortscape traversing in the south east. But oh how that is all TMI in the least offensive sense. The new is naturally all about Blacktop Lore. There’s been some interest from local and abroad talent in the series, and there’s been some issues engaging the first gear’s revolution largely because this first episode is going to be different from the rest in that a lot of props and locations have to be thrown at it in order to kick off a robust story. So its been like making a full on short film with the time budget of a quick 5 minute flick. The subsequent episodes will surround single props and rarely more than 2 actors. Be that as it may, the show must go on. So high or hell-water, we are shooting episode 1 on Thursday and should have it on your computer screens sometime next week. Along with it will be more details about how the show will unfold both technically and story-wise.

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Those who’ve seen my work or even the films that have been made recently in Greenville will see some comfortingly familiar faces in episode 1 and you’ll also be witness to the birth of a cool story. Yes, I can throw no better adjectives out there for this story other than the very classic and reliable COOL. You all will enjoy it, and to those longtime natives to the area I can say y’all will enjoy it too.    :^D     <— letters and symbols are happy for us

I should also mention briefly that I’m still planning a short film later this year, possibly fall depending on many factor (mostly that I will slowly build a groundwork for it until the film is ready to be made) and in the meantime I believe I will be doing smaller short films, things unrelated to Blacktop Lore that are somewhere in between this fall’s production and Blacktop for production complexity. So keep an eye out for some brain paint as it will be dripping and splatting every which way very soon.

Underground Spring

(see title picture full at deviantart)

Nobody sees an underground spring
they don’t even feel it running
So they drink from the river with the elders
and sing about stuff they see
Don’t think twice – give to the tellers
and sing about stuff you see…

When the axe falls
it breaks the skin and
rips the bone up
Everybody cries
when the axe falls

But
You can look at the Weed
You can smile as he bleeds
Nobody thinks twice
just put some ice on it
Don’t complain please

The weed has felt so little pain
knows nothing of mistreating
Don’t believe him when he says
he’s got internal bleeding

Nobody thinks twice
they can see no bruises
Just put some ice on it
Don’t confuse us

Somebody reap
anyone but Christ
Don’t think twice
Reap me
and send me flying into Heaven’s flames

see title picture full at deviantart

Saladstar Homefingers

The Story- So way on back in 2005 after I finished my short film “Habitual Ritual” I wanted to take my knowledge for flashbased websites in a more creative and far less lucrative direction… Being a cartoonist!

I’ve always been an animator at heart, all the way back to focusing a bit too much attention on those little flip books you could make on the corners of any stickynote pad or school textbook to the days of Mario Paint where I spent alot of time making Mario-fied version of Star Trek movies. Course I broke a few camcorders experimenting with stop-motion in those days that followed the release of Nightmare Before Christmas.

jimmy as the bum in programmaticFlash opened up a lot of creative opportunities for amateurs like myself and professionals like the insanely talented Adam Phillips of Bitey Castle [link]. I went to my partner in prime, Jimmy “The Bum” Brennan and we started making plans for some big animation projects, but I had to work out some kinks first; like How to make it with the flash thingie I don’t know it is what?

Salad Fingers & Homestar were my favorite online toons at the time, and still are. And back in those days it wasn’t such a concern of your content being stolen, because it hadn’t happened much… till I came along and downloaded all their flashes and stripped them like a sad bunch of unlocked cars on the west side. And then thereby Salad Fingers vs Homestar Runner (or Homestar Runner vs Salad Fingers) was then did get born.

This cartoon consists of their own actual flash graphics re-animated, and the actual voices from the cartoons spliced to suit our plot. If you’re clever you can find the episodes we took everything from.

Lookie here, it’s a flash cartoon with a play button! Remember thems?


Splicing the audio clips together was pretty time-consuming and filtering out the music or sounds playing behind the dialogue came with its own challenges. (I should also add that Salad Fingers never properly responds to anyone’s talking because he is, as always, only hearing static) But I kept animating it from beginning to end while my brother plugged away at giving me usable content. All in all this was a completed trip after about 4 weeks, including time away at our dayjobs. We have both used our lessons learned from this in individual and joint projects. Ever seen my animated Oingo Boingo music video? [YOUTUBE LINK] Speaking of Lessons Learned…

the cheat attacking salad fingersLessons Learned- Well this was all an experiment so tons of lessons were learned. Flash in 24fps is a whole different world from 12fps. Don’t use jpegs. Animating is easy if you love it. It’s “homsar” not “homesar”. People have short attention spans on the internet (we got lots of complaints about the runtime when we released this) Not sure how much I will adhere to that lesson when I release Blacktop Lore.

 

 

bubs reading an x men comic bookDidjano- This short is full of little snippets of fandom, Edward Scissorhands makes an appearance (him being the more innocent version of Salad Fingers in my mind). Score from Amelie, Eternal Sunshine & Fight Club are pretty easy to audio-spot. Bubs is reading an X-Men comic. There’s a rusty spoon in the King of Town’s kitchen, on the floor. The Woods Salad Fingers wanders through are a hybrid of Homestar & Salad Finger woods. The easiest bit of dialogue to splice together was also the most elaborate; when the Cheat reveals the plan to screw a picture of the Eiffel Tower to Homsar’s head. You can see the hand of Starfleet officer in the prop trunk along with several other items taken from the useful resources at cartoonsmart.com
The video on youtube is from a very bad videocapture program, hence the lingering body parts. (finally a good explanation for lingering body parts)  [YOUTUBE LINK]. Back in those days it took a lot of brainpower to get something 10mb on the web to share with people anonymously. Since neither Dave Firth or the Bros Chaps have come after me for making this video I guess its ok to come clean with it. Short of getting a letter from lawyers I would be really interested in their thoughts on it. I sent it to them both years ago but got no response.

Your Turn- I mentioned 3 awesome films that were represented here with their score. There’s a brief bit of score from another amazing film towards the beginning, did you catch it? Also did you spot another popular webtoon delivering some classic internet memetry?

Goin’ Kraxy for Blacktop Lore

I found two magnifying glasses and this just happened to me, I may have been possessed to some degree.



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My Own Nightmare

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This is kind of a weird one for me because I don’t normally use other people’s loops but i did use this single loop of a muted guitar and the strings comes from a loop as well, but after processing them & chopping them up so much I just can’t even remember what the originals sounded like or where I got ‘em.

I know, bad form, but honestly the guys who made the loops did so about 15 years ago and while I’d love to send them a check for 20 cents, the larger picture here is that I actually don’t care. The rest of its all me except for the some of the backup percussion, I had some ice elves help me out with that back in the studio. All that hammer swingin’ gives them great rhythm.

это был кошмар в конце концов

Identify the quote in the song and win a free ounce of self-fulfillment!

On Tortured Souls, “I Feel Strange Love” Depeche Mode Video

So last year some time in the summer I was DP for a couple of music videos for this guy Vincent… here’s the first finished song films…

I’m going to have to do these retrospectives on all my stuff :^I

The Story- This was, like any, a mostly fun shoot with some disagreements between shoots. The director, Vincent, gave me run of the PAs & acting cast most of the time and he had these really bright little rigs which we turned into spotlights by rapping tinfoil around them. So I got to really express myself even within the shape of his vision. We shot it in about 3 different locations, one of which was the production office for Charles Band’s Full Moon Features of Puppet Master & Evil Bong fame.
shooting at full moon featuresThe office was in a loft building located in skid row, so it granted me the opportunity to see some cool props and later a pile of human crap on the sidewalk. Oh LA, you’re such a nutty place.

While waiting for the final product I was actually worried cuz this was the first time I shot something without being the editor as well. But it turned out fine. A couple of the scenes are over-processed for my taste, since I tend to shoot with the end coloring in mind, and I noticed some shots were reused which raises my eyebrow but nonetheless I’d give the editing a solid score of 90% but only because I am dissecting & overthinking it like crazy. I’m sure it plays fine for the viewer, plus there was a lot of story to fit in between images of pale people screaming and ripping up their guitars and I can understand alot of the choices that Daniel J. Pico made.

vincent mclean and timi
Lessons Learned- Always take your footage home with you, you can never have too many lights, LA is your first inconvenience & leg up when making a video there, DSLRs are kinda stupid for video (first time with the 60D) also… craft services are an easy way to waste money & be a DP on some other director’s set and learn from their stress factors ;^)

timi and his pantsDidjano- The Dominatrix character was played by a very kind and spiritual girl (Leila Bamdad) who as it turns out is quite modest. The little girl in the beginning of the video, (Montana White) was among the 10 most talented & instinctive actors I’ve ever worked with. The drummer is quietly pretending to play while the PAs are moving the cymbals. The actor being whipped (Vinnie Coppola) was actually bound, gagged and lightly whipped for half an hour, tough fella!

Your Turn- I did not DP every scene, there were two (I think) scenes shot by Brad Porter after I left the project. The lighting and shooting styles are both pretty different from my stuff. Can you figure out which 2 scenes I didn’t shoot? Comment below!

Going Completely Fine In The Head

I sketched this up after spending alot of very difficult times in Los Angeles, trying to get some projects moving. I guess I’m just not pleased with thinking things will be fine, no matter how much those around might try to make a fine future sound like its gonna be great… Idunno, when you delve into your work, you want things to be fantastic or at least remarkablely jacked up in someway, but if I find myself living a life where things are just fine, I might go nuts. I’ve been fine before, and it ain’t pretty.

Going Completely Fine In the Head original sketch

The original drawaing from my journal

Going Completely Fine In the Head digital traced

I traced the image line for line using Flash. Dont laugh, I have my reasons.

Going Completely Fine In the Head with color

After base coloring in Flash, it almost looks more crazy than the final product.



almost done going completely fine in the head
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Theories From A Garage

Filmmaking as it has always been is just an expensive process. It has always required huge, mounting pieces of equipment, loads of lights, a crew of personnel, lots of electricity and reels upon reels of film which then needed to be processed by experts. And that’s just for the camera. That was then, and for a small elite percentile of the filmmaking world, that’s still how film is made.

david and what's left of goliath.I say small, but you probably already disagree with that, because so many movies are made with film & $30million budgets today. But those are only a few select movies, the majority of motion pictures (be they 3 minutes long and premiered on youtube or 2 hours with an enormous plot) are shot on video and they are made by US. Not them. They are very few and very powerful and they want to keep things as they are. I’m sure the mighty, earth-shattering dinosaurs thought the same thing when the comets came down and the planet was surrendered to little mammals with emotional issues. And we’re all okay with the fact that we don’t have elevator operators anymore; they’ve all been replaced with a 1-inch circular button. Times change, that’s a fact. Get on board or die out quietly.

I’m writing this because I’ve watched the change, I’ve observed the artistic and commercial communities around me and I have some theories on how we can embrace the future. Embrace the future, meaning we can’t clinch onto the past, and we can’t let them beat us over the head with it.

So I already described how film has been made for a hundred years. So in contrast, let’s look at how films can be made now. Keep in mind, my description before was all to do with the camera, and not the overall production. Now all you need IS the camera. Everything else is luxury. The clarity of the picture you can get with an HD camera, matched with the audio you can pick up using a decent enough shotgun mic is all you need to get your story in front of people. The only reason I wouldn’t recommend using a 6 year old mini-DV camcorder with on-board mic is because your picture and audio won’t be clear to the viewer. But thanks to recent and ongoing innovations you can now get your vision on screen with very little effort, time, or knowledge. The only thing further required of you is the story.

(Those statements bring up two points, the fear of knowledgeable people making movies alongside us backbreaking or educated filmmakers, and how incessantly people recite the old incantation “The story is all that matters” I will get to how both of these points are Oscar Meyer ® brand bologna, but that’s for another bloggin’)

a bugs life, hopper admits he's screwed.

Someone recently asked me if that’s true, why isn’t everybody making movies. My response was the simple truth that everyone is making movies, they are just incredibly terrible and most of them are short films, or rarely have any commercial appeal and therefor stay shelved. The only movies that seem to break that barrier are either gimmicky microbudget films like Paranormal Activity, or independent films made by experts with lots & lots of money. I submit that the only reason independent films with lots of money behind them are the only successful ones is because they are using a tried and true formula for filmmaking: Throw money at it, hire tons of people, schedule it, hold focus groups, talk to people, network, whore yourself, etc etc etc… This works, but not for everyone.

So what’s to become of us working with the super-indie budget? We have no money, little expertise, no connections. I refuse to believe that this means we are doomed to making bad short films. I suggest we change the formula, or rather, that we apply a formula that is more appropriate to our situation.

Think about the filmmakers you know in your community; There’s a few actors who have purchased a nice camera and make movies featuring themselves, a lot of people claiming to be producer/writer/director and, scattered throughout town there are specialists who float from film to film doing makeup or marketing, etc. and no film community would be complete without the gossip & chatter about every other person and how they don’t understand their strengths and weaknesses. We talk about the actor/director who can’t act, or the writer/producer who can’t produce. The biggest and most common theme of the super-indie film community is that every single person who owns a camera or knows where to borrow one has a “production company”. (yet another subject I will be stabbing at with a mix of dull and sharp weapons)

The crowning achievement of this mudlog bug community is that the films coming from it are all substandard and nearly unwatchable save for 1 or 2 from people who may actually know what they’re doing. This is a mess, this is unacceptable. We are wishing we were something we are not and fighting what we are. What we are is independent artists, what we are not is Hollywood.

So I’m getting at something, obviously. Think about it, for a long time there has been a certain field of artistry not unlike ours which thrives on a group joining together for a single artistic purpose and using only a handful of affordable equipment they strive to make a creative outlet for all involved. These soldiers of collaboration are known.. as garage bands.

timi in the garage with Jack Skellington, D&D, drums, etch a sketch, Link and a sewing machine.I believe we as filmmakers need to seriously observe how these artists have successfully created artwork without hiring staff for many, many years. I’m going to get into detail about this theory but let me summarize and maybe you can even stop reading here if you genuinely get the gist.

If you can afford a guitar, and know a few people who like the same music as you, you get together, you have very typical components and each person knows their place in the project. The singer, the drummer, the guitar, the bass. You work together, you collaborate, you trade ideas, you make an album, you sell the album, you do it all over again. You may be thinking to yourself how friendly everyone was on your last set and how they all believed in it and had a good time, but you’re forgetting how they all left at the end of the day, and how you paid for everyone’s lunches. Everything from how the producer treats the cast & crew to how the actors wander around doing nothing but asking for a splice in their demo reel is at the center of the garage band-filmmaker theory. Its down there, pure and simple, after all the crud is boiled off. Over the next few months I’m going to be delving into this thought process and what kind of actions need to be taken to better the community… to create the community we all want to see. Until next blog, give it some thought, challenge me if you think I’m wrong, or just wait for me to finish my point. But let’s all stay calm, kids, this is after all a call for community.

Check this out to hold you over: George Lucas, opressed VS calling the shots

Voice of Disambition

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This was a quick track that went way off the map when I was attempting to make a techno song for a short film I DP’d and edited for a friend of mine. For some reason I also used a line from the movie.

Musicianism Disclaimer: I do not claim to be a musician, I do claim to own some instruments and I claim to enjoy reaping sounds from them, and now you too will have emotions about my so-called music. -Timi